Flight? Super vision? Laser…nose? I think we are only one or two discoveries away from learning Rudolph has the whole panoply of Superman’s powers.
More than fifteen years ago, I found myself on a trip that took me through a town I has recently moved away from with a friend from the town where I currently lived.
"The only thing I remember from the last time I was here," he said, "was that there was a department store with a really weird name. What was it?"
I shrugged. I couldn’t think of a department store with anything unusual in its name.
"It was really hilarious," he said. "Like Fag’s? Or Faggot’s?"
I felt pretty sure I would have remembered a store called Faggot’s. This was not ringing any bells.
Eventually he pointed and said, “There it is!” and I turned, anxious to see this Fag’s Department Store I had apparently forgotten in one short year.
It was a Gayfers.